CORVID-19 - Tue, 17 Mar, 2020 – K9 Unit

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

This public health authority is warning citizens that a new strain of corvidaevirus has begun to appear in your community. This illness, known herein as CORVID-19, can result in permanent effects unless treated immediately.

Effects of this ailment include but are not limited to the following:

• Sensitivity to shiny objects
• Osteoperosis
• Full-body swelling and pruritis
• Severe lip chapping
• Lack of coordination, limb control, or general clumziness
• Sore throat and significant voice changes

Citizens are reminded that they should regularly wash their paws, practice social distancing, or immediately report to the nearest assessment centre should they experience any of the above CORVID-19 symptoms.